Larger Portions

Remember that one night we took the kids out for a nice dinner, and when we got the food, Madeline's portion was twice the size of yours??? And you paid 3x's as much for yours? 

Remember how you always get the smallest portion every.single.time we eat out?? 

That was so funny. Remember??

So basically, next time, order the kids chicken fingers and ask to swap out the red sauce pasta for mac 'n cheese ...