One second

I leave this child for a few minutes and come back to find this: 

1. Her brothers were right there. For the love. Are they that oblivious?? 

2. She has the most deft fingers known to man. This girl can so succinctly and quickly pull one tissue/wipe right after the other after the other. I try for one and get like 5. 

3. Why can't these things go back the same way they came out?? Seriously. They were all in that box not 45 seconds before M arrived. 

Later this afternoon, I turned my back on her for 25 sec and came back to find the ant bait trap, located behind the kitchen trash can, in her mouth. Poison Control said she'd be fine, just in case you were worried. 

I hope we make it sane and alive through the toddler years.