I got this from Katie Hekel and I couldn't resist ....
Apples and wine..........
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now, men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
5 comments:
So true, so true! Can't wait to see you over break!
~Em
That's hilarious! I laughed aloud when I read it and showed it to my top-of-the-tree sister-in-law. Very witty!
I feel like I've had the crap stomped put of me all my life.....
Of course the more we get stomped on, the harder it is to climb back up the tree.
hmmmm I seem to have to many women stomping me all my life, maybe that's why the tree seems so hard to climb, my arms and legs have been stomped off.
Apples also taste better when there made into cider, squeezed and juicy.... guess I better go out and find me a women to squeeze ;^)
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